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Rest and Reconnect Retreats

What if you could actually enjoy a vacation with kids? 

On a Cut the Crap Parenting Retreat,


  • You can sleep in with your partner while kids are entertained and breakfast is made.
  • You'll have a few hours of "alone" time each day to do what you please: work remotely, go to the spa, do yoga, catch up on phone calls...whatever you want...while kids explore nature.
  • You won't have to make a single meal.
  • You'll get new ideas for handling "tough situations" with kids by watching someone else handle it.
  • Kids will get new ideas for handling "tough situations" with parents without whining, before they "flip their lid."
  • All the laundry will be clean when you leave.
  • You'll go home to dinner that's ready to pop in the oven so you can relax and settle back into home life, rested and reconnected!
  • Something else you need? Just ask!


Making happy memories for their childhoods shouldn't cost you your sanity.

Your family deserves a break to rest and reconnect.


Want to double the fun? Ask about having family friends join your retreat!

Reserve your retreat here!

Shoes Off!

Take a video tour!

Accessible only by ferry, Shoes Off! is as much fun to get to as it is to be in!

No cars on the island means a slower, quieter pace with all the conveniences of the mainland.

Shoes Off! is a kid-friendly escape on beautiful Bald Head Island. You'll feel a million miles away!

With an unobstructed view of the southwest Atlantic Ocean, you'll never *not* be amazed by the sight of ships appearing out of the sea and disappearing into the river mouth.

With ocean views and a gas fireplace, the main living area on the 3rd floor makes any activity cozy and comfy. There's plenty of room for a family game, great WiFi for working remotely, and a spacious couch for snuggling up with a movie.

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